Spoiler Alert: You're Still Here
Enter your birth year to discover your impressive track record of apocalypse avoidance:
This scientifically rigorous tool calculates exactly how many predicted rapture events you've successfully ignored, slept through, or otherwise survived. Each missed rapture is a testament to your remarkable ability to remain firmly planted on Earth despite various prophets' best efforts to send you elsewhere.
Rapture event data sourced from: Wikipedia: List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events